Re: SEX (fwd)
Liat Yeow (isc30309@nus.sg)
Fri, 3 Feb 1995 18:05:53 +0800 (SST)
On Fri, 3 Feb 1995, Karl Strickland wrote:
> For good luck. Hope this isnt too explicit for this full-disclosure list.
>
> Forwarded message:
> >From <@pg2-srv.wam.umd.edu:choo@wam.umd.edu> Mon Jan 30 00:04:24 1995
> From: Josh Daymont <choo@wam.umd.edu>
> Date: Mon, 30 Jan 1995 18:41:58 -0500
> Message-Id: <199501292341.SAA04323@rac2.wam.umd.edu>
> To: brianr@wam.umd.edu, cathyb@wam.umd.edu, cklaus@iss.net,
> dorian@oxygen.house.gov, jndavhum@wam.umd.edu,
> karl@bagpuss.demon.co.uk, nodelman@wam.umd.edu, pst@cisco.com,
> ridley@nucleus.com, samhuin@wam.umd.edu
> Subject: SEX
>
>
>
> WITH SEX ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE
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>
> This paper has been sent to you for good luck. The
> original has been worn out from having passed through the hands of so many
> people. It has travelled around the world 70 times (Dear Reader: please
> help keep this count current. If this letter falls into your hands after
> just completing one more circuit of the world, please add one to the
> count.) The luck has now been sent to you. You will experience great sex
> within four days of receiving this letter, provided you send it on.
> Since the copy must tour the world, you must make ten copies and send
> them to others. This is no joke. Send no money. Send copies to people
> who need to get laid within 96 hours. After he passed this letter on, a
> Montana Spinach Control Officer got his penis stuck in a cow-milking machine
> and had the longest series of orgasms of his life. John Elliot tried to
> --More--pick up a prositute, but, because he broke the chain, was picked up by
> the police instead. When they searched his home, they found magazines
> of little boys which they showed to his neighbours. In a suburb of
> Paris, Don Loray's trousers were ripped by an unsatisfied erection, 51
> days after failing to circulate the letter. However, before this
> happened, a condom machine gave him three condoms for the price of one.
> (was this the consolation prize?)
> Do note the following: Hebert Pudstrom received the chain in
> 1953.He asked his secretary to make ten copies and send them out. A
> few days later he encountered her in a red-light district making more than
> he had every paid her at work. General George Patton, who sent the letter
> on, saw what he thought was a quarter in the street. When he bent down to
> pick it up, a beautiful woman in a miniskirt walked by, and he got a great
> view. Heywood Daddit, an unemployed chicken choker,
> received the letter and forgot that it had to leave his hands within 96
> hours. His wife then went bowling with his best friend and never
> returned. Later, after finding the letter again, he mailed ten
> copies. A few days later he got a wife and discovered that his old wife,
> who he thought was wonderful, had made love to him like a dead salmon for
> all these years! Alan Fairchild received the letter and, not believing,
> threw the letter away. Nine days later he spilled hot coffee in his crotch.
> In 1987 the letter received by a young woman in Texas was faded and
> --More--barely readable, so she did not realize that this paragraph applied to
> her. She promised herself she would retype the letter and send it on,
> but she put it aside to do later. She was plagued with problems including
> herpes and other venereal diseases she contracted in her futile attempts
> to find Mr. Right in a singles bar. The letter did not leave her hands in 96
> hours. She finally typed the letter and found a man with a 10-inch
> penis.
> You must distribute at least ten copies within 96 hours of
> receiving this letter. Those who do will find their love lives more
> fulfilling. Those who do not will be doomed to one-night stands with
> mechanical devices.
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